An Open Letter to Cleveland Fans that think Lebron James is Coming Back.

Dear Cleveland Fans, did they legalize heroin in Cleveland recently? Because I'm just a little confused.

No, I'm not going to start this article talking about the greatness that is The King. What I will talk about first is none other than Zydrunas Ilgauskas. Yep, the big man from Lithuania. 

This weekend the big man from Lithuania will have his jersey retired in Cleveland. I like Ilgauskas, but having your jersey retired means that you are one of the greatest players in your team's history. That does not say a whole lot about the history of the Cleveland Cavaliers. But the BIG NEWS is that Lebron "Back to Back Championships 4 MVPs in five years, best player ever" James will be attending the event and its been rumored that this may be the beginning of his return to Cleveland.

Would you go back to this?

Let me tell you why you people who regurgitate this stupidity should go back to the farm.

Lebron, is NEVER going back to Cleveland, you fans in Cleveland are a joke, how dare you burn his jersey, defame his name and the person he was and actually send death threats to his family just because he wanted to win a championship, every year since he left that endless shit stain of a team in Cleveland, he has gone to, or won the NBA championship.

So what makes you think he would come back? What are you gonna do? Sign Kevin Garnett? Or perhaps you'll bring Glen Davis or Amar'e Stoudamire to back him up? Well guess what? You don't win championships like that, and for the owner to publicly shun James the way he did is just unforgivable.

So you ask, what is James is going to do? He's going to lead you Cleveland fans on, then he's going to re-sign or sign with a real team like Miami, Los Angeles, Dallas or Chicago, why? Because those teams have this thing called "a vision for winning." 

You know what's funny? He probably would have come back just to make you Cleveland fans happy, but you had to player-hate didn't you? In all my years of watching sports, I have never seen a player come back to a former city with such inhumane treatment.

Jordan, Kobe and Duncan did not do it by themselves, and neither should Lebron, but don't worry I heard the Cleveland Browns are making some very promising offseason moves hahahahahaha, good luck with that.

Warmest Regards,

Emil Elm